Anime Talk: Episode 1
Lauren: Hello, and welcome to Anime Talk! This episode, we will be talking about pokemon. Let’s bring out our first guest, Professor Oak!
Professor Oak: Hello.
Lauren: It’s been awhile, good to have you here.
Oak: Thank you.
Lauren: Now, on to a couple of questions. First, what was your first pokemon?
Oak: Well, well, let me see…I believe it was a charmander.
Lauren: Ah, fire. I see. This brings us to our next guest, Charmander!
Charmander: Char!
Lauren: Translator!
Meowth: Charmander says he’s glad to be here.
Charmander: Charmander char char mander.
Meowth: He also says that he’d rather be asleep, but he doesn’t mind.
Lauren: Ah, well, if you’re tired, then just sleep. We don’t mind.
Charmander: Char! *curls up on couch*
Meowth: He says thanks.
Lauren: Welcome. Well, on to our next guest, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Hn.
Lauren: Be nice.
Mewtwo: Yes Lauren.
Lauren: Now, how exactly did you develop an evil side?
Mewtwo: Evil side?
Lauren: You know, the one that wanted to destroy the world.
Mewtwo: Well, I was mistreated.
Lauren: Aw…Do you need a hug?
Mewtwo: *quickly* No.
Lauren: Don’t lie.
Mewtwo: I’m not!
Lauren: Too bad. I need to hug someone.
Mewtwo: ACK! NO!
Lauren: Too late! *glomps Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: *groan*
Lauren: I feel better now.
Mewtwo: *thinking: Ew, human germs…* Urk.
Lauren: Shut up.
Mewtwo: Yes Lauren.
Lauren: Stop that!
Mewtwo: Stop what?
Lauren: Grr…
BC: *sighs* Hello, I am BC, the Bloodthirsty Cow. I guess that I have to end this, as Lauren is busy beating Mewtwo up. And so ends the first episode of Anime Talk, tune in later for a new episode!
(BC is from Hobbez’s Kitty Haven)